There's a new NCR CD. It watches you when you sleep.

It's called The "Wiretap That Ass" Special, and it includes the latest vital NCR stories on topics such as Iraq, destroying the natural world, gay love, and Vice Presidential gun love. Purchase immediately. Each NCR CD is a lovingly rendered and scathingly funny lampoon of National Public Radio and the amazingly terrible phenomenon that is the Bush administration. You'll see exactly why we live in probably the most ridiculous time in human history, and we promise, after listening to our CDs, that you will never hear NPR quite the same again.

Need to know what's going on in the world, but still feeling a little shy about planting the listening device to find out? Let NCR do it for you with The "Wiretap That Ass" Special. From the latest brazen Presidential speeches to riveting commentary from Daniel Snorr and Russell Smithennenenen, The "Wiretap That Ass" Special offers you a glimpse into a world that you really have no right to know about. Indulge your inner voyeur. Learn the future. Try to escape from Dick Cheney. You can't. $7.00.
The much-anticipated "Go Fuck Yourself" Special, in honor of our "fucking" Vice President, is now available! Pick up a copy to hear the guy who's really in charge swear up a storm. The new CD also features right wing maniac Bunny Caliope, ignoramus film critic Travis McCormick, and the issues of the day confronted in that bracing, Vice Presidential, "Go Fuck Yourself" style. If you want to hear just how the Bush administration has "changed the tone" in Washington, you need to hear this. It's short, but it has the short price (only $5.99! Amazing!)

"Let Feardom Ring" is our latest full-length CD, and it echoes the sound of Feardom that permeates our paranoid, vigilant nation. You'll hear from big newsmakers like Colin Powell, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and the entire Bush family, as well as an exclusive interview with our deeply philosophical President. NCR's crack team of journalists, such as Scott Horseface, Mara Rightwing and Daniel Snorr, bring you important, unsettling and awful news in a profoundly calm and inappropriate tone. This album is a must for anyone who's marveled at how NPR people can sound so placid about pretty much everything. Just $9.99, while supplies last.

Our first CD, "Our News, For You," is truly awesome. Settle in for an hour of all the news that sorely deserves mockery. From Dick Cheney receiving "The Architect of Peace" award to John Ashcroft's dynamite new ditty, you'll see what a joke the news is. Plus, this CD features a speech and press conference from the President, both of which have been carefully edited to express exactly what we're sure Dubya really meant. Seeing as it's a whole compassionate hour of big laughs for a mere $6.99, you probably shouldn't think about it too much and just buy it.

For those new to our schtick, a few words of introduction on the subject of National Corporate Radio. We, The People Who Do That, started lampooning National Public Radio a few years ago now. It started as a good format choice for our webcast shows on killradio; from there it grew into a stage production at the Next Stage Theatre. It met with a lot of success in that little storefront black box, garnering a swell write-up from the LA Weekly and landing us an appearance or three on KPFK. Since then, we've gone on to do literally hundreds of NCR "stories." On our CDs, we bring you the very best of those stories.

We landed ourselves an appearance on Air America with this wacky stuff, as well as a sweet write up in the LA Times; and you can hear new stories of ours during our show every week on killradio. If you haven't yet heard our scathing, satirical take on NPR, might I refer you to our audio page? There you can bone up on our infamous Bush speeches, re-edited for clarity, and catch the latest headlines from our crack team of sell-out reporters.

Thanks for listening, and by all means, if you have a moment, compare and save!