Did you ever wonder where all those strange-sounding additives come from? You know, the ones found in all of your favorite convenience store snacks with a half life of 32 years? Wonder no more, for you have found the source! They all come from Scamron™: Red Lake #40, triethylglucose, Zanthran gum, polybopilnitrate— our specialties. We're practically everywhere, so you can't help but love us. Plus, we're only getting bigger. Stay tuned for more exciting products to hit the preservative aisle of your favorite grocer!
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